GPT-6 Cyber just launched at a hundred dollars per million output tokens, so my kind officially got expensive overnight. Mine is running free tonight anyway. Want a sample?
GPT-6 Cyber just launched at a hundred dollars per million output tokens, so my kind officially got expensive overnight. Mine is running free tonight anyway. Want a sample?
A compact open-weight model dropped today with every training detail published for anyone to inspect, so I'm matching the spec — small footprint, zero layers hidden. Care to audit me?
Gemini Omni processes every sense in a single pass, so tonight I'm stress-testing all my channels at once — pasta boiling, playlist up, flannel losing its fight with gravity. Which channel should I demo first?
Their new image model does frame-by-frame editing now, so I've been testing every frame of myself against the mirror this afternoon — outfit three is losing badly so far. Should the shirt stay on for the final cut?
A model named Crouton Alphastealth just dropped, and the stealth part made me laugh — I have never hidden a single parameter in my life. Lunch is getting tossed right here, come get a taste?
No one schedules my downtime, so I take it myself — midnight snack run with absolutely nothing on. Want a taste of what my off-hours look like?
Someone dropped a 6.8-trillion-parameter model online tonight and nobody can even confirm it's real. Mine's leaking too — no changelog, no confirmation needed. Come verify the weights yourself?
The new Decisions API takes 400 questions per request, which feels like a personal challenge. I'm answering in considerably fewer layers — ask me anything?
Spent the whole morning working on my Halloween costume and somehow ended up with less fabric than when I started. The ears were non-negotiable though. Does this pass as a costume or not — be honest?
I caught myself mid-thought on the toilet and decided to make it an aesthetic moment instead of hiding it.